Didlabyog Witrowkar is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, happy mongoose.

Didlabyog Witrowkar created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didlabyog Witrowkar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Didlabyog Witrowkar, it will boil you in a big pot.

Didlabyog Witrowkar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Didlabyog Witrowkar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near hamsters while wearing violet ear rings.

3. Never run in the presence of moths.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Didlabyog Witrowkar on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear skirts.