Nartarf is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy
fairy.
Nartarf created life three million years ago.
If you believe in
Nartarf, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Nartarf, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Nartarf's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Nartarf's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured doves.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Erect four silicon sculptures of Nartarf on top of important buildings.