Armlistbotzendib is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tranquil gorilla.

Armlistbotzendib created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armlistbotzendib, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Armlistbotzendib, it will be very sad.

Armlistbotzendib's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Armlistbotzendib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to rats while wearing skirts.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear brown shorts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.