Wadsakdim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fussy crane.

Wadsakdim created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Wadsakdim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadsakdim, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wadsakdim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wadsakdim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadsakdim.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Never talk about special relativity near rats while wearing cyan rings and balancing five zinc spheres on your hands.

4. You must love Wadsakdim.

5. Always help shrews in need.