Kablenlamrot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, impressive guinea pig.

Kablenlamrot created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kablenlamrot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kablenlamrot, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Kablenlamrot's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Kablenlamrot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kablenlamrot first in all things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.