Bagvidgep is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective crab.

Bagvidgep created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagvidgep, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bagvidgep, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bagvidgep's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bagvidgep's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never run near ants.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mention snails.