Quamgemcadlindusskam Sabyartfod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sapient bird.

Quamgemcadlindusskam Sabyartfod created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamgemcadlindusskam Sabyartfod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quamgemcadlindusskam Sabyartfod, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quamgemcadlindusskam Sabyartfod's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Quamgemcadlindusskam Sabyartfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Do not take Quamgemcadlindusskam Sabyartfod's name in vain.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Quamgemcadlindusskam Sabyartfod on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Quamgemcadlindusskam Sabyartfod loves bats, so they must be respected.
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