Queegbodlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, humane butterfly.

Queegbodlarp created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbodlarp, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Queegbodlarp, he will turn you into a tree.

Queegbodlarp's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Queegbodlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Never laugh near doves.