Gebfitnull is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, strong goose.

Gebfitnull created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebfitnull, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gebfitnull, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gebfitnull's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gebfitnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Hide if four squirrels approach from the north.

4. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.