Sadbendot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast badger.

Sadbendot created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadbendot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sadbendot, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sadbendot's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sadbendot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Never wear orange hats.

3. Always obey Sadbendot's priests.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sadbendot.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.