Fadbin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, ruthless meerkat.

Fadbin created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fadbin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fadbin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fadbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Worship no other gods but Fadbin.