Mifgodzod Latgatnull is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying slug.

Mifgodzod Latgatnull created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifgodzod Latgatnull, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mifgodzod Latgatnull, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Mifgodzod Latgatnull's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mifgodzod Latgatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never chant near ducks.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Mifgodzod Latgatnull loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mifgodzod Latgatnull.