Bisszodfid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable wombat.

Bisszodfid created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisszodfid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bisszodfid, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bisszodfid's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bisszodfid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never eat green fruit.