Flowkimnart is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, uncaring salamander.

Flowkimnart created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowkimnart, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flowkimnart, she will cry a lot.

Flowkimnart's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Flowkimnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Do not chop down trees.