Vinsaglad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy shrew.

Vinsaglad created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinsaglad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vinsaglad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vinsaglad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vinsaglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not keep six dolphins in a large pit.

3. Never talk about dark energy near capybaras while wearing fawn kilts and balancing four platinum spheres on your head.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.