Dogsigaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage centaur.

Dogsigaf created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogsigaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dogsigaf, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dogsigaf's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dogsigaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Retreat if five swans approach from the east.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dogsigaf on top of all buildings.

4. Dogsigaf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat wheat.