Davqueeggon Mumvedkan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, vain jaguar.

Davqueeggon Mumvedkan created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davqueeggon Mumvedkan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Davqueeggon Mumvedkan, it will turn you into a duck.

Davqueeggon Mumvedkan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Davqueeggon Mumvedkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Never wear red rings.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed grapes to moths while wearing corsets.