Pibkombus Ventettibosspag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Pibkombus Ventettibosspag created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibkombus Ventettibosspag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pibkombus Ventettibosspag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pibkombus Ventettibosspag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pibkombus Ventettibosspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to birds while wearing pink trousers.

2. Hide from fawn voles for they are unholy.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Never think about optics near pigs while wearing black dresses and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.