Cibwadmeg Sagzodnill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish crane.

Cibwadmeg Sagzodnill created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cibwadmeg Sagzodnill, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibwadmeg Sagzodnill, it will be very sad.

Cibwadmeg Sagzodnill's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cibwadmeg Sagzodnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never paint your hands green.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing red rings and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.

5. Never hurt gulls.