Kamtarpfarnrut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable dragonfly.

Kamtarpfarnrut created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamtarpfarnrut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kamtarpfarnrut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Kamtarpfarnrut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kamtarpfarnrut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Kamtarpfarnrut loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Respect your elders.