Cabnellbab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud human.

Cabnellbab created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cabnellbab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cabnellbab, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cabnellbab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cabnellbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Never think about special relativity near badgers while wearing orange jumpers and balancing four aluminium spheres on your back.