Somsidvig Fobsogquart is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tranquil lobster.

Somsidvig Fobsogquart created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Somsidvig Fobsogquart, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Somsidvig Fobsogquart, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Somsidvig Fobsogquart's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Somsidvig Fobsogquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away from mauve sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not cook food in pots.