Karvighigflatdonbastgupved is a god.

She takes the form of a small, thoughtless toad.

Karvighigflatdonbastgupved created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karvighigflatdonbastgupved, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Karvighigflatdonbastgupved, she will not care.

Karvighigflatdonbastgupved's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Karvighigflatdonbastgupved's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must love Karvighigflatdonbastgupved.