Cibmitdib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking toad.

Cibmitdib created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibmitdib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cibmitdib, she will not invite you to parties.

Cibmitdib's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cibmitdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must love Cibmitdib.