Ragwandid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust snake.

Ragwandid created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragwandid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragwandid, he will turn you into a goat.

Ragwandid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ragwandid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Ragwandid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed limes to voles while wearing gray kilts.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.