Gadnurfat is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful
dragonfly.
Gadnurfat created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gadnurfat, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gadnurfat, he will turn you into a rock.
Gadnurfat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Gadnurfat's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.
3. Do not wear silicon on your body.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never skip near tapirs.