Gadnurfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful dragonfly.

Gadnurfat created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadnurfat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gadnurfat, he will turn you into a rock.

Gadnurfat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gadnurfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never skip near tapirs.