Dogdadwan Vadominlam is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, slow lobster.

Dogdadwan Vadominlam created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dogdadwan Vadominlam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dogdadwan Vadominlam, he will turn you into a rat.

Dogdadwan Vadominlam's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dogdadwan Vadominlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.