Xindoddud is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, amazing hummingbird.

Xindoddud created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xindoddud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xindoddud, he will turn you into a sheep.

Xindoddud's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Xindoddud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide if four doves approach from the east.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.