Targpigyam is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, humorless goat.

Targpigyam created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Targpigyam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Targpigyam, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Targpigyam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Targpigyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Targpigyam on top of important buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hide if five shrews approach from the west.