Targpigyam is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, humorless
goat.
Targpigyam created life five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Targpigyam, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Targpigyam, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Targpigyam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Targpigyam's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never talk about bacteria.
3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Targpigyam on top of important buildings.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Hide if five shrews approach from the west.