Bumsisfedmabbess Fompigab
is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving
faun
.
Bumsisfedmabbess Fompigab
created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bumsisfedmabbess Fompigab
, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bumsisfedmabbess Fompigab
, it will not care.
Bumsisfedmabbess Fompigab's
most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Bumsisfedmabbess Fompigab's Holy Commandments
1. Do not speak about beans.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never sit in holy places.
4. Run away if six shrews approach from the south.
5. Always pray immersed in water.
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