Laptitquat is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, unthinking
crocodile.
Laptitquat created life three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Laptitquat, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Laptitquat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Laptitquat's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Laptitquat's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
2. Always help whales.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not leap in public.
5. Never play with disobedient children.