Bonbadsid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, boastful octopus.

Bonbadsid created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bonbadsid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bonbadsid, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bonbadsid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bonbadsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to geese while wearing trousers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always help great tits.