Lunhatvil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able wyvern.

Lunhatvil created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunhatvil, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lunhatvil, she will cry a lot.

Lunhatvil's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lunhatvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Lunhatvil in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.