Fenflisvol is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic
bee.
Fenflisvol created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fenflisvol, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fenflisvol, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Fenflisvol's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Fenflisvol's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Fenflisvol.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fenflisvol on top of all buildings.
4. Always help manatees in need.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.