Fenflisvol is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic bee.

Fenflisvol created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenflisvol, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fenflisvol, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fenflisvol's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fenflisvol's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fenflisvol.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fenflisvol on top of all buildings.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.