Didhadban is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, boastful shark.

Didhadban created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didhadban, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didhadban, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Didhadban's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Didhadban's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing magenta scarves and balancing eight tin spheres on your feet.

5. Never run in holy places.