Lapdamrat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful hedgehog.

Lapdamrat created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lapdamrat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lapdamrat, it will be very unhappy.

Lapdamrat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Lapdamrat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five eagles approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. You must love Lapdamrat.