Kanrillkophingov Vabgonyog is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak centaur.

Kanrillkophingov Vabgonyog created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanrillkophingov Vabgonyog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kanrillkophingov Vabgonyog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kanrillkophingov Vabgonyog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kanrillkophingov Vabgonyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Do not hurt shrews.