Bungadcid Fossgarmut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awesome mole.

Bungadcid Fossgarmut created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bungadcid Fossgarmut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bungadcid Fossgarmut, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bungadcid Fossgarmut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bungadcid Fossgarmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always stare at clouds.