Bifdodlab Dabgonbot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying faun.

Bifdodlab Dabgonbot created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifdodlab Dabgonbot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bifdodlab Dabgonbot, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bifdodlab Dabgonbot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bifdodlab Dabgonbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never paint your back orange.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the south.