Vadgudhub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing toad.

Vadgudhub created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadgudhub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vadgudhub, it will turn you into a goat.

Vadgudhub's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vadgudhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight snails in a large pit.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat lentils.