Janmaprag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, amazing eagle.

Janmaprag created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janmaprag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Janmaprag, it will destroy your home planet.

Janmaprag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Janmaprag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.