Gatbellgar Dumcetmig Jipripged is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, amazing manatee.

Gatbellgar Dumcetmig Jipripged created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatbellgar Dumcetmig Jipripged, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gatbellgar Dumcetmig Jipripged, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gatbellgar Dumcetmig Jipripged's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gatbellgar Dumcetmig Jipripged's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Gatbellgar Dumcetmig Jipripged in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.