Nellgomont is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, competent goblin.

Nellgomont created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Nellgomont, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nellgomont, she will turn you into a mole.

Nellgomont's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nellgomont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near eagles while wearing gray hats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Never feed lots of lentils to seals while wearing brown shoes.

5. Fast once a month.