Dumquag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, wise crocodile.

Dumquag created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumquag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dumquag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dumquag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dumquag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must love Dumquag.

5. Never wear green stockings.