Budgatweg Bosslarpced is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured fox.

Budgatweg Bosslarpced created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budgatweg Bosslarpced, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Budgatweg Bosslarpced, it will turn you into a worm.

Budgatweg Bosslarpced's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Budgatweg Bosslarpced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide from magenta swans for they are unholy.

3. Never feed lots of melons to goats while wearing turquoise shorts.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Never feed oranges to snakes while wearing violet dresses.