Natbimbus is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, contented dugong.

Natbimbus created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Natbimbus, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natbimbus, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Natbimbus' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Natbimbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Put Natbimbus first in all things.