Mippansad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless wolf.

Mippansad created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mippansad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mippansad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Mippansad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Mippansad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Mippansad loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.