Kimlimpog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive coyote.

Kimlimpog created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimlimpog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kimlimpog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kimlimpog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Kimlimpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Put Kimlimpog first in all things.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Never chant near eagles.

5. Do not sing in public.