Midlinpom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered weasel.

Midlinpom created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midlinpom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Midlinpom, she will jump up and down on your head.

Midlinpom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Midlinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight seals approach from the east.

2. Never hop near frogs.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing brown skirts and balancing four silver spheres on your arms.

5. Do not hurt eagles.