Gigligrow Dimhaptip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, quiet dove.

Gigligrow Dimhaptip created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigligrow Dimhaptip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gigligrow Dimhaptip, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gigligrow Dimhaptip's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gigligrow Dimhaptip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Retreat if three birds approach from the west.

5. Always obey Gigligrow Dimhaptip's priests.